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		<title>What shall I mutate into this Halloween?</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Oct 2008 18:07:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>khailee</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here are pictures of some of my stupidest costumes. (Not all of them were Halloween costumes. Many of them were you know, for casual Fridays and visiting relatives and such.) Absurd costumes. What was I thinking. All of my costumes are home-made. Even this lactating dog one. Oh wait, not the Spartan costume&#8230; that wasn&#8217;t [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<iframe src='http://www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=http%3A%2F%2Fkhailee.com%2F137%2Fwhat-shall-i-mutate-into-this-halloween%2F&amp;layout=standard&amp;show_faces=true&amp;width=280&amp;action=like&amp;colorscheme=light&amp;height=30' scrolling='no' frameborder='0' style='border:none; overflow:hidden; height:30px' allowTransparency='true'></iframe><p>Here are pictures of some of my stupidest costumes.</p>
<p>(Not all of them were Halloween costumes. Many of them were you know, for casual Fridays and visiting relatives and such.)</p>
<p><a href="http://khailee.com/wp-content/blog-images/WhatshallImutateintothisHalloween_1758/Untitled2.jpg"><img style="border-top-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px" height="180" alt="Untitled-2" src="http://khailee.com/wp-content/blog-images/WhatshallImutateintothisHalloween_1758/Untitled2_thumb.jpg" width="240" border="0"></a></p>
<p><img style="border-top-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px" height="180" alt="Untitled-3" src="http://khailee.com/wp-content/blog-images/WhatshallImutateintothisHalloween_1758/Untitled3_thumb.jpg" width="240" border="0"></p>
<p><a href="http://khailee.com/wp-content/blog-images/WhatshallImutateintothisHalloween_1758/DSC03778.jpg"><img style="border-right: 0px; border-top: 0px; border-left: 0px; border-bottom: 0px" height="180" alt="DSC03778" src="http://khailee.com/wp-content/blog-images/WhatshallImutateintothisHalloween_1758/DSC03778_thumb.jpg" width="240" border="0"></a> </p>
<p><a href="http://khailee.com/wp-content/blog-images/WhatshallImutateintothisHalloween_1758/Untitled5.jpg"><img style="border-top-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px" height="196" alt="Untitled-5" src="http://khailee.com/wp-content/blog-images/WhatshallImutateintothisHalloween_1758/Untitled5_thumb.jpg" width="240" border="0"></a></p>
<p><a href="http://khailee.com/wp-content/blog-images/WhatshallImutateintothisHalloween_1758/Untitled1.jpg"><img style="border-top-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px" height="180" alt="Untitled-1" src="http://khailee.com/wp-content/blog-images/WhatshallImutateintothisHalloween_1758/Untitled1_thumb.jpg" width="240" border="0"></a></p>
<p>Absurd costumes. What was I thinking.</p>
<p><a href="http://khailee.com/wp-content/blog-images/WhatshallImutateintothisHalloween_1758/Untitled1.gif"><img style="border-top-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px" height="261" alt="Untitled-1" src="http://khailee.com/wp-content/blog-images/WhatshallImutateintothisHalloween_1758/Untitled1_thumb.gif" width="267" border="0"></a></p>
<p><a href="http://khailee.com/wp-content/blog-images/WhatshallImutateintothisHalloween_1758/300.jpg"><img style="border-top-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px" height="240" alt="300" src="http://khailee.com/wp-content/blog-images/WhatshallImutateintothisHalloween_1758/300_thumb.jpg" width="161" border="0"></a></p>
<p><a href="http://khailee.com/wp-content/blog-images/WhatshallImutateintothisHalloween_1758/DSCN6499.jpg"><img style="border-top-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px" height="180" alt="DSCN6499" src="http://khailee.com/wp-content/blog-images/WhatshallImutateintothisHalloween_1758/DSCN6499_thumb.jpg" width="240" border="0"></a></p>
<p>All of my costumes are home-made. Even this lactating dog one.</p>
<p>Oh wait, not the Spartan costume&#8230; that wasn&#8217;t much of a costume, I just took off my shirt, that&#8217;s all.</p>
<p>So what am I going to be this year?</p>
<p>Come for the MOB. See if you can recognize me <img src='http://khailee.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p><a href="http://tinyurl.com/klmob"><img style="border-top-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px" height="539" alt="wethemob" src="http://khailee.com/wp-content/blog-images/WhatshallImutateintothisHalloween_1758/wethemob.jpg" width="450" border="0"></a></p>
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		<title>T-shirt Buying Guide</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Apr 2008 17:14:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here&#8217;s what I look for in a T-shirt. This sort of cut is made to accentuating my humps. BACKGROUND STORY: The picture (the actual tee in the picture has a print I dislike, though, I rarely wear camels, and shirts with words on them) was made in August 2006 when a friend from the Philippines [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<iframe src='http://www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=http%3A%2F%2Fkhailee.com%2F110%2Ft-shirt-buying-guide%2F&amp;layout=standard&amp;show_faces=true&amp;width=280&amp;action=like&amp;colorscheme=light&amp;height=30' scrolling='no' frameborder='0' style='border:none; overflow:hidden; height:30px' allowTransparency='true'></iframe><p><strong>Here&#8217;s what I look for in a T-shirt.</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://khailee.com/wp-content/blog-images/TshirtBuyingGuide_1049/shirtguide.jpg"><img style="border-top-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px" height="338" alt="shirtguide" src="http://khailee.com/wp-content/blog-images/TshirtBuyingGuide_1049/shirtguide_thumb.jpg" width="450" border="0"></a> </p>
<p>This sort of cut is made to accentuating my humps.</p>
<p><small><b>BACKGROUND STORY</b>: The picture (the actual tee in the picture has a print I dislike, though, I rarely wear camels, and shirts with words on them) was made in August 2006 when a friend from the Philippines was coming over. I wanted her to get me some T-shirts from a local Filipino clothes label I really liked (called &#8220;Artwork&#8221;).</small></p>
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		<title>MC Hammer Opens Largest Dance Floor on the Planet!</title>
		<link>http://khailee.com/103/mc-hammer-opens-largest-dance-floor-on-the-planet/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 01 Mar 2008 12:37:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Was catching up on my TechCrunch when I came across the return of MC Hammer. For those of you who grew up deaf and blind to top 40 hits, MC Hammer sang &#8220;Can&#8217;t Touch This&#8221; while using parachute-like pants to complement his revolutionary dance style. Here&#8217;s a refresher course in Hammer-time. But really now. He [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<iframe src='http://www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=http%3A%2F%2Fkhailee.com%2F103%2Fmc-hammer-opens-largest-dance-floor-on-the-planet%2F&amp;layout=standard&amp;show_faces=true&amp;width=280&amp;action=like&amp;colorscheme=light&amp;height=30' scrolling='no' frameborder='0' style='border:none; overflow:hidden; height:30px' allowTransparency='true'></iframe><p>Was catching up on my <a href="http://www.techcrunch.com/2008/03/01/can-touch-this-dancejam-opens-to-the-public/">TechCrunch</a> when I came across <strong>the return of MC Hammer.</strong>
<p>For those of you who grew up deaf and blind to top 40 hits, MC Hammer sang &#8220;Can&#8217;t Touch This&#8221; while using parachute-like pants to complement his revolutionary dance style.
<p>Here&#8217;s a refresher course in Hammer-time.</p>
<p><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/EMzoBkaFxh4" width="425" height="355" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent"></embed>
<p>But really now.</p>
<p>He has taken off his pants, and put on Silicon Valley khakis instead, teaming up with investors such as TechCrunch&#8217;s Michael Arrington.</p>
<p>For what?</p>
<p>The largest dance floor on the planet, that&#8217;s what!</p>
<blockquote><p>DanceJam offers dance battles where users dance off against each other, with viewers voting on the best video. DanceJam also offers general dance videos, including locally uploaded content and videos from external sites such YouTube.</p>
</blockquote>
<p>Should I post MY dance moves on DanceJam?</p>
<p>I&#8217;m not sure the world&#8217;s biggest dance floor may not be big enough for what&#8217;s in MY pants&#8230; but who knows.</p>
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		<title>Pimp My Sword</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Feb 2008 17:31:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>khailee</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Janne, Mike, and I sat down one evening and accidentally invented this&#8230; Please support us and pimp.my/sword And please remember to vote for Master Splinter. P.S &#8211; Btw this is not one of the great ventures I&#8217;ve been waiting to roll. It is THE GREATEST haha]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<iframe src='http://www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=http%3A%2F%2Fkhailee.com%2F101%2Fpimp-my-sword%2F&amp;layout=standard&amp;show_faces=true&amp;width=280&amp;action=like&amp;colorscheme=light&amp;height=30' scrolling='no' frameborder='0' style='border:none; overflow:hidden; height:30px' allowTransparency='true'></iframe><p>Janne, Mike, and I sat down one evening and accidentally invented this&#8230;</p>
<p>Please support us and <a href="http://pimp.my/sword">pimp.my/sword</a></p>
<p>And please remember to <a href="http://pimp.my/">vote for Master Splinter</a>.</p>
<p><img src="http://pimp.my/pictures/0000/0025/splinter_small.jpg?1203264742"> </p>
<p>P.S &#8211; Btw this is not one of the great ventures I&#8217;ve been waiting to roll. It is THE GREATEST haha</p>
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		<title>The wit involved in testicle jokes</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Apr 2007 17:38:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Have you read this news article, about a man who had the wrong testicle removed. Trust your colleagues to alert you of these important, work-related bits. I feel sad for the guy. Imagine having your nice healthy left testicle removed, leaving you with a potentially cancerous one (ironically, the &#8220;right&#8221; one). The&#160;news found its way [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<iframe src='http://www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=http%3A%2F%2Fkhailee.com%2F48%2Fthe-wit-involved-in-testicle-jokes%2F&amp;layout=standard&amp;show_faces=true&amp;width=280&amp;action=like&amp;colorscheme=light&amp;height=30' scrolling='no' frameborder='0' style='border:none; overflow:hidden; height:30px' allowTransparency='true'></iframe><p>Have you read <a href="http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/B/BOTCHED_SURGERY?SITE=VAWAY&amp;SECTION=HOME&amp;TEMPLATE=DEFAULT">this news article</a>, about <strong>a man who had the wrong testicle removed.</strong></p>
<p>Trust your colleagues to alert you of these important, work-related bits.</p>
<p>I feel sad for the guy. Imagine having your nice healthy left testicle removed, leaving you with a potentially cancerous one (ironically, the &#8220;right&#8221; one).</p>
<p>The&nbsp;news found its way to&nbsp;<a href="http://digg.com/offbeat_news/Patient_has_Wrong_Testicle_Removed">Digg</a>, receiving a&nbsp;wave of hilarious comments. Here&#8217; I&#8217;ve compiled and paraphrased some of the best ones&#8230;</p>
<ul>
<li>I&#8217;ll tell ya one thing&#8230; the guy&#8217;s a nut! </li>
<li>Now the girls will think he&#8217;s just a dick. </li>
<li>Perhaps the second attempt will get the correct one. </li>
<li>If they remove your right nut, is your left nut still your &#8220;left nut&#8221;? Or is it just &#8220;the nut&#8221;?
<p>I think it becomes &#8220;the only nut left&#8221; </li>
<li>&#8220;That&#8217;s all he&#8217;s got &#8216;left&#8217;&#8221;
<p>No, he&#8217;s not all&nbsp;right&nbsp;anymore. </li>
</ul>
<p>I don&#8217;t even know why I&#8217;m blogging about this.</p>
<p>Maybe I&#8217;m accusing you of appreciating toilet humor. But this approaches toilet humor only because it involves testicles. If not, it would be all puns.</p>
<p>Yeah. I&#8217;m doing the world a favor by spreading funny stuff! Next thing you know I&#8217;m forwarding &#8220;cute&#8221; pictures and chain letters of good luck.</p>
<p>Look out for that =P</p>
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		<title>The Strokes + Indie Rock Hairstyles</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 10 Dec 2006 03:52:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Strokes? haha real funny.. taken from &#8220;The Guide to having good Indie Rock Hair or Hair Style!&#8221;]]></description>
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<p>The Strokes? haha real funny..<br />
taken from <a href="http://www.catbirdseat.org/catbirdseat/indiehair.html">&#8220;The Guide to having good Indie Rock Hair or Hair Style!&#8221;</a></p>
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