Heard of a TRAFFIC LIGHT PARTY?
- DRESS IN GREEN = I’m available. It’s quite straightforward. Go for it.
- DRESS IN ORANGE = Hurry up! Faster! Time is running out!
- DRESS IN RED = Break the rules… wink
- DRESS IN PURPLE = I’m “Grimace”, from McDonald’s, not Barney, or Brinjaw.
Which bands, you ask, oh gentle creature?
Here is a sweet poem for you, my media-brainwashed dumpling….
Hark! Love and loneliness are both BITTERSWEET,
Alcohol, I beg you summon my LIGHTCRAFT,
so I may elope with sexy people in KLUK KLUK ADVENTURE
Wasn’t that profound and heartfelt. Like some haiku shit. The band’s names were in it, too! Send THAT to your loved ones. Hah!
Seeya at the afterparty.